Neticheta sociala

Am primit o leapsa de la Ion Iliescu despre civilitatea in blogosfera. Recunosc ca lipsa acestei civilitati m-a facut sa ezit inainte de a incepe mica aventura personala a scrierii pe un blog din spatiul public. Articolul de la care a plecat domnia sa e un avertisment de comportament in perioada electorala in spatiul virtual. Eu nu as limita aplicabilitatea la campania electorala. Cred ca bunul simt e la el acasa pe blog la fel ca in viata reala. Pentru ca in fond regulile citate de dl Iliescu nu sunt altceva decat reguli de bun-simt si buna-cuviinta. Dar in afara de moderarea comentariilor pe blogul propriu, regulile raman doar cuvinte scrise.

Sau e aici ceva mai mult de atat?

Marea realizare a Altercatiei D.A.

Excedati de nesfarsirea certurilor dintre palate suntem tentati sa constatam numai pagubele imediate pe care incaierarea asta le produce. Din ce in ce mai des ne vine sa ii luam de guler pe cei doi antagonisti si sa le spunem: “Ia iesiti voi doi singuri afara, luati-va la pumni intre voi, racoriti-va si veniti inapoi numai dupa ce v-ati incheiat socotelile!”.

Si totusi…

Campania electorala – despre exacerbare

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.

Teroristul cuiva este luptatorul pentru libertate al altcuiva.

Lehamitea de “-ism”

In pregatirea campaniilor electorale din 2008 au inceput mai multe demersuri de limpeziri ideologice prin partide, in speranta ca purificarile vor aduce voturile pierdute. Teoria e ca electoratul e dezorientat ca urmare a impuritatilor si neclaritatii ideologice.

Ca elector marunt mi se pare ca e exact pe dos: prea multa puritate ideologica conduce azi la retinere din partea omului de rand. Doar se inlocuieste galceava dintre bande pe sursele de bani cu dezbaterea intre teoreticieni pe constuctii ideologice. In viata mea de zi cu zi nu ma bucura nici una, nici alta. Ba chiar din contra.

Diversitate :)

DEMOCRATIC	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST	You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION	You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION	You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION	You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION	You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION	You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish. The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION	You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION	You have millions of cows.California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Preluare de pe blogul lui Doc

Preiau mai jos o postare de pe blogul lui Doc care se refera la subiectul din postarea anterioara.

Intrebare deschisa – Seful Statului?

Revin cu o intrebare adresata tuturor vizitatorilor: Este in Romania – legal- presedintele republicii sef al statului- la propriu?

Prin sef al statului inteleg o persoana careia i se subordoneaza toate institutiile statului.

STRATFOR: The Unraveling of Russia’s Europe Policy

Reproduc mai jos un raport public al Stratfor. Mi s-a parut foarte instructiv. E lung si e in engleza, dar merita efortul de a-l citi.

Opinii?

The Unraveling of Russia’s Europe Policy
January 22,2008

By Peter Zeihan

Russian President Vladimir Putin and his anointed successor, Dmitri Medvedev, were in Bulgaria on Jan. 17. The point of the trip was to put the crowning touch on a Russian effort to hook Europe into Moscow’s energy orbit. After a touch of bitter rhetoric about how Russia and Bulgaria were “doomed to be partners,” Putin agreed to grant equal rights to the South Stream natural gas pipeline Moscow hopes to lay through Bulgaria. Yet the tension of the meeting and the concessions that Putin had to make simply to get permission are symptomatic of a broad unraveling of Russian foreign policy toward Europe.

Despre proportii

Un grec venit in Romania spunea candva: “La noi din 100 de milioane de euro de la stat sau UE, politicienii si prietenii lor fura 5% si de 95% fac treaba. La voi e invers.”

Eh, o fi a gresit omul.  Poate ca la ei se fura un pic mai mult de 5% …

Secretul lui Zeus [3]

Am analizat mijloacele si suporturile folosite de Traian Basescu in activitatea sa politica. Azi voi discuta despre tintele pe care si le alege.